Crappy Hosts

Your crappy hosts don't have professional bios.
So below is our actual Plenty of Fish dating profiles.

Chris "C-Rey" Reyes, The Shark: "Don't make this weird" (Twitter: @KillCrey)

Occasional Smoker with Athletic body type

City: San Diego, California

Ethnicity: Hispanic Pisces with Black hair

Intent: Kill-C-Rey wants to date but nothing serious.

Education: Bachelors degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Intimate Encounter

Do you drink? Often (>3 times/week)

Do you want children? Yes

Marital Status: Single

Do you do drugs? Socially

Pets: No Pets

Eye Color: Brown

Profession: Crappy host/Awesome rapper

Do you have children? No

Do you have a car? Yes

Longest Relationship: Over 3 years

Interests Ted Talks, long walks and Hip-Hop

About Me:

Born and raised in San Diego, California, but these days I'm in Los Angeles a lot!

I'm a rapper/producer/podcast host with a background in self-defense and firearms training...no...really. I enjoy innovative music and art and tend to be a culture junky. I'm absolutely an amateur anthropologist/ psychologist which helps with my job. Im obsessed with Ted Talks and Big Think...oh and The Walking Dead....oh and Wilfred.

I love girls who read Cosmo and also read VICE... and get it.

Vodka soda: yes. Equal rights for all: yes. Porn: yes. Big government: no.

"You can fit Spring Break into every season..." -Me.

First Date:
I think it would be cool to go to France. But that would be very expensive and I don't know you that well. Pizza and drinks?

Arash Afshar a.k.a. (Mr)Arash, The Seahorse: "Rad." (Twitter: @MrArash)

Smokes often with Average body type

City: San Diego, California

Ethnicity: Middle Eastern Aquarius with Black hair

Intent: MisterArash wants to date but nothing serious.

Education: Bachelors degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating

Do you drink? Often (>3 times/week)

Do you want children? Does not want children

Marital Status: Single

Do you do drugs?: Heavily

Pets: No Pets

Eye Color: Brown

Profession: Creative

Do you have children? No

Do you have a car?Yes

Longest Relationship: Over 5 years

About Me

Born and raised in San Diego, California, interrupted by a four year stint in Tehran, Iran. Yeah, that's random, I know.

I'm a crazy artist. I love writing, drawing and photography. I'm kind of a filmmaker and sort of a graphic designer. I'm in a music group who's genre could be referred to as Hip-hop if you have to put a label on it. I've been called a "director" as well as "producer." It's complicated. I'm at my best when I'm creating.

I'm a flaming lefty but totally obsessed with understanding different points of view. Please don't drag me into an economics discussion; I can barely pay my cell phone bill.

The best part of my stereotypical, post-college Eurotrip was bicycling Berlin alone. It's really hard to find a topic I can't have a convo about. I love being social and meeting new people. I love my coffee, vodka and cigarettes. A lot.

I like a girl who can knock back a shot of tequila while casually chatting about politics. A quick wit is super important.

First Date

I think sharing a meal is a much more intimate experience than people realize and I really don't know if I want to be stuck with someone I barely know for an awkward two hours. I'd like to ride kangaroos or explore a hunted house instead.

Occasional Crappy Co-hosts

Kayla Carrera

From IMDB:

Tall (5'8"), buxom, and shapely brunette stunner Kayla Carrera was born June 30, 1978 in Chicago, Illinois. She's of mixed German, Irish, Spanish, and Filipino descent. Kayla was raised in Atlanta, Georgia. Carrera moved to Los Angeles, California and lived there for four years. She began performing in explicit hardcore movies in her late 20s in 2007. Kayla was nominated for an AVN Award for Best Group Sex Scene - Film in 2008. Carrera won an AVN Award for Best Group Sex Scene in 2010. She has several tattoos and lives in Los Angeles, CA.

And she likes zombies.

@Kayla_Carrera13

Acasia Mae